CrematoriumUK

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# Name: Martyn # Age: 60+ # Birthday: June 17th # Life Status: Semi-Retired # Originally from Essex now living in North Yorkshire

# Be Respectful To Others No Matter What # Racism Will Never Be Tolerated # Most Of All Have Fun

# Always welcomed but never required. All donations are non refundable.

# Starting Wednesday 7th July 2026 # Wednesday To Friday - Midday To 6PM + 9PM To Midnight # Saturday To Tuesday - Off

# Contact Info: [email protected]

# Gigabyte X570 Aorus Elite AM4 ATX Motherboard # AMD Ryzen 7 5800X AM4 Processor # Corsair Vengeance RGB Pro 32GB DDR4 DRAM 3200MHz # ASUS Geforce RTX 3080 OC Graphics Card # Acer Nitro XV272UPbmiiprzx 27 inch WQHD Gaming Monitor # BenQ XL2720Z 27 Inch 144Hz Gaming Monitor # iiyama G-Master GE2788HS 27 Inch Black Hawk # Corsair K70 RGB PRO Cherry MX Red Linear Switches Mechanical Keyboard # Logitech G502 Hero High Performance Wired Gaming Mouse # Sennheiser HD560S Headset # Titanwolf XXL Speed Gaming Mouse Mat # HyperX Quadcast S Microphone

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