99% AOE2 caster, 1% AOE2 player.
Hi, hello, hey! I like playing games. Some of my favourites of all time are AOE2, Hearthstone, The Binding of Isaac, Rimworld, Stardew Valley, and Hotline Miami. Outside of gaming, I write fiction, music, and occasionally poetry. I’m also a big nerd about surrealism, horror, and absurdism in just about any medium. But, my interests are far and wide, so feel free to pop in and start a conversation about anything!
Don’t be mean! I’m pretty chill about jokes, just make sure it doesn’t cross the line into being a jerk. Please no Spamming, advertising, or spoilers (if applicable). Backseating is fine as long as you’re okay with me potentially ignoring your advice. English only, please!
I Promise When they say they don’t believe I have friends, I bring them to see you. They’re quiet, so I tell them how I made you from floss-sticks and pencil stubs. I show them the lattice-scars from when I hug you too hard. I tell them you started as a puppy before you told me you were a man. Some of them chuckle and some don’t. I don’t tell them you’re not finished—that in a few weeks I’ll have the materials to extend your ribcage enough for me to fit. That, then, I’ll crouch inside you: the bundle of organs that will make you whole. I don’t tell them that your floss strings will pierce me like a marionette, tugging my vocal chords towards your throat, beating my heart to your rhythm. I don’t tell them, I don’t tell them, I promise.
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