@patapompi
It's 'patapompi, a one-of-a-kind-of-a big-deal pataphysician and humorist who sticks his thumb in all varieties of indie, retro and horror-flavoured pies. He will lose track of who he is talking to, or what he is talking about, guaranteed. We consider this a premium feature. Pricey. Desirable, even.
In 1896, Alfred Jarry created Ubu Roi, often cited by most courts and religious soothsayers as having plagiarised Patapompi's likeness by the anticipation of his arrival in 2026. We are not knowledgeable in the contents of 'pataphysics, humour or tangential points, but you may feel free to ask in case you are looking for especially incorrect answers. As this is 'Patapompi's only purpose, any points between this shall be filled with verbal nonsense and visual over-stimulation for someone's amusement.
If 'Patapompi says your name for roll call, you must say 'Present', otherwise you risk being marked as absent, which may lead to you being held back this year. 'Past' or 'Probably' are also acceptable responses. - Do not feed the streamer. - Do not create playful discourse. - Both will result in 'Patapompi delaying the end of the stream and thereby torturing viewership for additional hours. - Think about what you've done, and then forget about it.